Woah, my goodness.

I’ve been gone for a while. Pardon me!
I think I’ll whip out a few facts for you lovelies. 

chadband

(n.) a person who is unctuous and hypocritical

A friendly notice to all my followers that you can SUBMIT a beautiful MS Paint drawing with a fact of your choosing— OR a gnarly word with the definition.

For you languorous folks, leave a factoid in my ASK box and I’ll add it to my list of facts which I will draw.

blandiose

(adj.) Something that wants to be grand, but ends up being bland.

Quite a Pickle

Disposable gloves are produced by workers dipping their hands into a bin of liquid latex.

So then how are condoms made…?

Anonymous asked: What key does the average toilet flush in?

Most toilets flush in E-flat, but it depends on the size of the bowl.